In computer games, most computer-controlled foes have a low degree of artificial intelligence. Were we to peer into their skulls, so to speak, we will see that their random spellcasting and erratic movements are not unpredictable at all. The first step, then, to victory is knowing your opponent thoroughly. Unfortunately for you, doomed reader, I am no cyclic automaton and, perhaps, by now you've realized how completely useless this preface is after all.
Tourism
For those who seek an audience with me, I am more reliably reached online. People who know my Yahoo! Profile, can contact me via Yahoo! Messenger. I am also reached through phone calls, either on my home phone or mobile phone. The contact numbers are available upon request. I can also be contacted through the local Short Messaging System (SMS), however, a response, immediate or otherwise, is not guaranteed. In the unlikely event that all aforementioned media of communication are down, people can travel to the Philippines' National Capital Region, where the chances of running into me are higher than anywhere else on the planet.
Then we can talk. I can understand the English and Filipino languages fairly well, both in written and spoken form. No, I am not adept at deciphering smileys, emoticons or telepathic impressions; I'm sorry. I once tried my hand at painting a picture of a thousand words but, failing miserably, I resorted to writing those thousand words instead.
As the number of words above imply, you can very well infer that I do not like to talk about myself. The preceding statement, on the other hand, suggests that I am a chronic liar. Rest assured I am not a chronic liar, I am not lying and that the moon is made of cheese.