Exceedingly interesting as my ego may find myself to be, I do, however, have some other online interests that perhaps, you, dear reader, may like to browse through. May I remind you that, before you embark on this vulgar excursion for your virgin eyes, my interests may or may not be for the faint of heart. Enjoy.

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May Allah damn all conserves of pomegranate
grains and curse the hour when I cooked it!

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Pomegranate

The Pomegranate phone is the ultimate all-in-one device.

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You fail life and everything.